Briana (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} briiiiiiana) wrote,@ 2008-04-02 12:36:00 |
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okay, over the week I gather things I plan on writing about in my livejournal & then by the time I sit down in front of my computer & start making the entry I forget everything interesting I was going to say... dont you just hate that? probably not 'cause I'm sure it only happens to my ADHD ass.
yesterday, I didn't have my contacts in & I was trying to grab a hair tye out of my bathroom drawer, & I guess I didn't SEE the razor right next to my sparkly blue hair tye & when I went to grab it, I sliced my fingertip off.. so that was fun..
I feel so bad for anyone who hasn't seen "Two & a Half Men." because it's brilliant.
oh & I forgot to tell you guys that I almost died the other day when I was at work.. this mexican guy who didn't speak a word of english came in, & tried speaking to me in spanish for 30 minutes.. & I know SOME spanish.. like the dirty words.. 'cause I mean.. who doesn't? anyway, so I got the jist of what he was saying.. & he grabbed my arm & started kissing & licking my hand & trying to figure out if anyone was in the back of the shop ('cause I work alone) anyway, finally after being sexually harrassed for a half hour, a man came in to tan, & the second little mexi saw him walk in, he hawled ass out. so, that's my story, I had to talk to the cops about it 'cause we can't have mexi rapists running around town... probably the scariest thing that's ever happened to me.
you know how people on Myspace post surveys? well, there's this girl who posted one last night, and.. HAHAHAHA, okay, one of the quesitons was "Is Barbie a bad influence on young girls?" meaning, the fact that she has a perfect body & everything, because we all know how back in the day, they had that Barbie body image controversy, right? okay, well, this girl answers "no, but I think Barbie is a slut." of course, her grammer wasn't that good because she's a 15 year old gangsta bitch, but seriously? Barbie is a doll, Barbie does whatever you want her to do.. I just want to know why this girl is on my friends list?
& let me just let you all know how hard it is to type when you're missing your middle fingertip.
yesterday, I didn't have my contacts in & I was trying to grab a hair tye out of my bathroom drawer, & I guess I didn't SEE the razor right next to my sparkly blue hair tye & when I went to grab it, I sliced my fingertip off.. so that was fun..
I feel so bad for anyone who hasn't seen "Two & a Half Men." because it's brilliant.
oh & I forgot to tell you guys that I almost died the other day when I was at work.. this mexican guy who didn't speak a word of english came in, & tried speaking to me in spanish for 30 minutes.. & I know SOME spanish.. like the dirty words.. 'cause I mean.. who doesn't? anyway, so I got the jist of what he was saying.. & he grabbed my arm & started kissing & licking my hand & trying to figure out if anyone was in the back of the shop ('cause I work alone) anyway, finally after being sexually harrassed for a half hour, a man came in to tan, & the second little mexi saw him walk in, he hawled ass out. so, that's my story, I had to talk to the cops about it 'cause we can't have mexi rapists running around town... probably the scariest thing that's ever happened to me.
you know how people on Myspace post surveys? well, there's this girl who posted one last night, and.. HAHAHAHA, okay, one of the quesitons was "Is Barbie a bad influence on young girls?" meaning, the fact that she has a perfect body & everything, because we all know how back in the day, they had that Barbie body image controversy, right? okay, well, this girl answers "no, but I think Barbie is a slut." of course, her grammer wasn't that good because she's a 15 year old gangsta bitch, but seriously? Barbie is a doll, Barbie does whatever you want her to do.. I just want to know why this girl is on my friends list?
& let me just let you all know how hard it is to type when you're missing your middle fingertip.
